Post by TheCandyMan Xч on Jul 15, 2007 8:35:14 GMT -8
I bet there are a lot of job openings as a paramedic.
First night on the job: Try to find any sign of a kid that was pulled inside his bed, leaving his room completely covered in blood.
Second night on the job: try to figure out how a kid got trapped inside his waterbed.
Third night on the job: unattach a girl who has rammed her head through a TV set. A TV set that is mounted on a wall and is taller than she is.
After a couple nights of these wierd ass murders, they quit and go somewhere where they only have to deal with good old fashion murders like shootings and stabbings, while trying to forget they ever set foot in Springwood.
Thus, another job opening.
First night on the job: Try to find any sign of a kid that was pulled inside his bed, leaving his room completely covered in blood.
Second night on the job: try to figure out how a kid got trapped inside his waterbed.
Third night on the job: unattach a girl who has rammed her head through a TV set. A TV set that is mounted on a wall and is taller than she is.
After a couple nights of these wierd ass murders, they quit and go somewhere where they only have to deal with good old fashion murders like shootings and stabbings, while trying to forget they ever set foot in Springwood.
Thus, another job opening.
